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Scorpion Vodka

Guaranteed to leave you shaken and urgh-ed!
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Scorpion Vodka
Picture the scene: a friend returns from some former Soviet republic clutching a bottle of vodka that's supposedly been fermented in the nose cone of a MiG using Siberian snow flakes, before being bottled by one of Rasputin's relatives in a former Cossack boot factory. How do you top that?

No, you don't admit defeat in the battle of vodka one-upmanship; you produce a bottle of Scorpion Vodka and make your gloating guest look sillier than Boris Yeltsin after a few lemonades.

Scorpion Vodka

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As you can see, Scorpion Vodka contains a walloping great scorpion. And it's not just any old scorpion. This particular pickled arachnid has been specially bred in southern China and is totally safe to eat. So they tell us. The word is that each pincer-wielding beastie (infused in the vodka for three months before hitting the shelves) has undergone a special detoxifying process. This neutralises the scorpion's venom, making it 100% edible, tail 'n' all!

Scorpion Vodka

Eeeek!

We're not saying this makes it any easier to wolf down the sozzled little critter but it's nice to know that death and paralysis are not on the cards when you're chewing on that deliciously squishy tail. Besides, the Scorpion lives in the bottom of the bottle, so chances are you'll have downed the contents before you're faced with eating it.

As well as its novelty factor, the eight-legged lush in each bottle has other benefits. No, really. For starters it's guaranteed to frighten the living daylights out of would-be booze bandits ('Blah-blah won't mind if I just nick a bit of his vodk...aargh!'). What's more it imparts a soft, woody taste to the vodka and smooths off its sharp edge. Not that you'll be thinking about that when you're arguing over who has to eat the little blighter. Mmm...pincers. Cheers!


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  • 37.5% alc. vol.
  • You must be 18 or over to purchase this product.
Dimensions:
  • 70ml bottle approximately 4cm(W) x 8cm(H) x 4cm(D)


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This Scorpion Vodka is really very nice, as was preparing and eating the scorpion afterwards!
Kate Glover, Eastbourne, UK - 11th Apr 2007
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Awsome pressent that now sits on top of our TV scaring people who come round. "would you like a drink" mwahaha.
Sarah, Suffolk, UK - Nov '07

I got this for my friend as a birthday prez and although he didn't eat the scorpion someone else did !!! Even if it wasn't all nice it's definitely a gr8 gift to buy someone !!!!!
Richard M, Newcastle - Jun '07

Ok so I've got it... but afraid to drink or eat the thing ! May just keep it for show. . But it's all good! Very cool looking lol!
Dan, Stevenage, Hertfordshire - Jun '07

It rocked, but my cousin had the drink and 8 the scorpion, but it still is awesome! Thanks Firebox.
Mich, Manchester - Apr '07

This is magic, got one for my mate for Christmas. Can't wait to see his face when he gets it. It came really quick, and my dad says thanks for the sweets that were chucked in with the order.
Nathan, Chipping Sodbury - Nov '08

This was my Xmas present to ME, didn't want to hog the scorpion to myself so shared it with a friend - have to say it wasn't the taste that was off putting just the texture, I was trying to pick legs out of my teeth all night! The vodka itself was fab, really smooth.
Tina P, Weymouth - Apr '08

Brilliant product, perfect for a starting drink before a night out on the town. I ate the scorpion straight after, and if anyone is wondering, its slightly crunchy and rather bitter. All worth it for the shocked and disgusted faces all around the room!
Sam Hood, Dundee, Scotland - Dec '07

Our friends love wired and crazy drinks so couldn’t resist this for their Chrimbo present. My mates Mrs’s screamed so loud on the phone that his co workers heard her! This is a quality gift and certainly beats your average presents. . Apparently the Vodka is pretty tasty too–they haven’t plucked up the courage to go for the scorpion yet! The guys at Firebox rock we live down under so rely on internet shopping, loads you can purchase with confidence from these guys. .
Christine, Sydney - Dec '07

Me and my friend ate the scorpion after drinking the vodka. We both cannot imagine how you enjoyed eating it! It was disgusting! Fortunately we both had a good night?! Maybe something to do with the scorpion who knows?
Douglas Fearon, Cornwall - Oct '06


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