Weasel Coffee

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This amazing coffee is so rare and so astonishing, if Indiana Jones found it he'd demand it be put in a museum! Why? Well, as the name sort of (well, it doesn't really) suggests, Weasel coffee has been eaten and regurgitated by rare Vietnamese weasels! Honestly! As you can imagine, the weasels' gastric goings-on radically alter the taste of the coffee and the result is a stronger, smoother, heady flavored coffee that will appeal to serious connoisseurs of the mighty bean. Once 'evacuated' by the bean-loving fur balls, the coffee is collected by eagle-eyed villagers, who then market the stuff directly to the manufacturers.

This richly refreshing coffee is great news in PR terms for the poor old weasel, as the much-maligned creature is frequently (and erroneously) associated with treachery and deceit. In fact, a quick look in the dictionary reveals that, as well as describing a small carnivore, the word weasel can also be used to depict a person who is sly, perfidious and double-crossing.

And anyone who recalls the naughty weasels in Roger Rabbit will remember that they were portrayed as a bunch of cowardly sidekicks who bore more than a passing resemblance to Dean Cain. All of which is a great pity, because if it weren't for these furtive little fellows you'd never be able to enjoy the strange but refreshing delights of Weasel Coffee.

Weasel Coffee is great for serving post dinner-party - of course, telling the guests about its production process is strictly optional, but we recommend you spill the beans (boom boom) after they've consumed it - and it also makes a great conversation piece in the office coffee-making area. So don't try weaseling out of it, order yours today! It's totally safe, totally sterilized and totally delicious. Pass the biscotti. (No weasels were harmed during the making of this coffee).

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"This unusual beverage is considered a delicacy."
Front

"Serve it at a dinner party - but don't tell your guests until they've necked it! It's totally safe."
Sunday (News of the World Magazine)

"They certainly spice up a dull dinner party."
Woman's Own

"Smooth, dark, rich and distinctly foreign.The partner of your dreams, perhaps?"
Daily Candy

"The resulting smooth, heady blend is perfectly safe to drink and a great talking point for any dinner party. Stephen Fry treats his guests to it and even bought a bag as a wedding gift for Prince Charles and Camilla, so you'll be in good company."
Daily Mail

"The coffee aroma is slightly gamey with notes of vanilla and chocolate."
Time Out London

I served this at a dinner party and we talked about it for so long the chicken burned to a crisp! They didn't mind though and in fact we had three more cups each before I served the rest of the meal.
Alex Taylor, Jersey - Nov '03

Stephen Fry gave Charles and Camilla weasel coffee as a wedding present!
Ben O'Neil, Edinburgh - Apr '05

Got some of this as a gift from a friend recently coming back from vietnam. I was astonished at the pure energy and lucidity you get from this product, and it is more like an illegal drug than an over the counter cup of coffee! This stuff rockets you through the day. I love the taste and smell of it. I just now found out what it is, and even after discovering it's dubious origins, I am still going to enjoy it.
Coop, Washington State - Dec '04

I can't believe you people actually drank this...
Stu, Edinburgh - Oct '04

I'm famous amongst my mates for being a total weasel and so this drink is just perfect. I often enjoy supping it between creating havoc with my weaseling activities. This is definitely the drink of choice for all weasels! Highly recommended.
Paul Harpley, Banbury, UK - Jan '04

Here at Evil Weazel we swig weasel coffee to stimulate our dark thoughts. We love it so much we've stopped drinking ferret juice and put a link to it on our website - www.evilweazel.com. An exellent tasting bean that captures the imagination of our clients.
Chief Weazel, in a dank crack - Dec '03

I have first tasted it a few years back and find it impossible to resist. The rich aroma is so distinct you will not forget after. Also its highly recommended by wine/dine journalists all over the world. A brew that any coffee lover must try!!
Kelvin Siu, Southampton - Oct '03

Excellent product for those slightly off the wall parties. Tastes very weaselable. ;)
soldinio, england - Aug '03