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These tumblers will add that extra fun to any mealtime or picnic trip. Easy to clean and dishwasher safe.2.6 x 5.8 (6.5 x 14.7cm).

Keep your desk tidy and your pens organised with this fuchsia pink pencil pot, made from metal mesh with a soft sponge base.

A delightful scene on this pretty card just right for any occasion. A coloured envelope is supplied complimenting the card design. Wrapped in clear cellophane. The card has been left blank inside for your own message. Designs are copyright © Anne Gre

Designed to neutralise tobacco odours, the fresh and spicy aromas of the orange and clover extracts will give a pleasant lift to any home. Each tea light in this 6-pack contains an exclusive ingredient, Odourfoyl, which helps to remove any lingering tobacco smells.

These tumblers will add that extra fun to any mealtime or picnic trip. Easy to clean and dishwasher safe. Available in aqua and pink.2.6 x 5.8 (6.5 x 14.7cm).

Poo Pooing Santa Poo Pooing Santa is the cheeky little Saint Nick that has indulged in one too many of Rudolph’s brussel sprouts and can’t help plopping his little sweeties out! Diarrhoea would embarrass 99.9% of people but jolly old Poo Pooing Santa doesn’t seem to give two jingle bells about it and grins wide and proud as your sugary sweeties fall to the ground!   Simple, silly and strictly essential, Poo Pooing Santa is ideal as a hilarious Christmas gift and will give young and old folks a jolly old laugh! Poo Pooing Santa has been sent home from the North Pole due to his irregular digestive system, but don’t worry because his little sugary poos are as tasty as a Mince Pie! About Poo Pooing Santa Poo Pooing Santa is a funny, silly novelty toy that poos out sweeties when you tap him on the back! § Poo Pooing Santa is dressed in a lovely red and white Santa ensemble and features a sneaky smiley little face, squatting stance and 15g of sweeties for him to poo out and you to eat! To activate Poo Pooing Santa:  1. Remove the head  2. Place the sweeties included into the hole – replace the head  3. Shake Santa gently to settle the sweets  4. Gently push down on Santa’s back and watch as the reindeer poops out the sweeties from his bottom! Poo Pooing Santa may get blocked from time to time due to the irregular shape of the sweeties. If this happens, simply empty the sweeties and remove the odd sized sweet Poo Pooing Santa contains 15g of red and green sweeties, the ingredients of these sweeties are: dextrose, sugar, malic acid, E154, flavouring & food grade wax Poo Pooing Santa is made from plastic Poo Pooing Santa measures approximately 10.5 cm x 5.5 cm x 3.5 cm Poo Pooing Santa is suitable for ages 5-55 and everyone who should know better! What’s red, white, bearded with a cheeky smile and recycles sweeties out of his rear? Well there can’t be many answers to that ridiculous question, so it’s got to be the one and only Poo Pooing Santa! Squatting and delivering jolly sweet treats from his festive behind, we can only hope these aren’t the kind of presents we’re left on Christmas Eve… The amount of times we’ve left carrots, brussel sprouts and mince pies out for Santa and his hard-working animals – it’s about time they gave us something back! Poo Pooing Santa aims to please and will deposit the little yummy sweeties out of his derriere for your pleasure! Better than a turkey dinner with all the trimmings, Poo Pooing Santa serves one hungry tummy, or two at a push or if you haven’t much of an appetite! Realistically gross but oddly tempting, Poo Pooing Santa is the only Christmas Toy that enables you to boast about having tried Santa’s holy droppings! (Well, they’re not to know are they!) The activation of Poo Pooing Santa may seem rather drastic but we assure you he doesn’t feel any pain when you remove his head and insert the sweeties! Be sure to pop his head back on though as you’ll want to witness his proud little face as he poops out your tasty red and green sweeties whilst you pat him on the back! More likely to satisfy your sugar cravings than fertilise your lawn, Poo Pooing Santa will get guaranteed guffaws and certainly won’t be a ‘waste’ of money! What’s in the Poo Pooing Santa packet? 1 x Poo Pooing Santa 15g x Red & Green Sugary Sweeties Why You Should Buy From Us! 30 day money-back guarantee Low-price guarantee Loyalty points discount off future orders Excellent customer service Next day delivery available Poo Pooing Santa

Squishy Mesh Ball Stress Ball The Squishy Mesh Ball Stress Balls are a strange, outlandish and completely original way to relieve your stresses, strains and worries of the day! Slightly bouncy, wonderfully squishy and awfully addictive, the wacky Squishy Mesh Ball Stress Balls transform from little coloured rubber balls of loveliness to squelchy squishy lumpy bundles of fun all with the aid of a good squeeze!   Perfect for palm play, the Squishy Mesh Ball Stress Ball has a buoy-like little black holed net which the mystifying coloured goo lumps seep and grow through when pressure is applied to the ball! Textured, tactile and completely terrific, the Squishy Mesh Ball Stress Ball features a separate coloured goo inside so you can watch the big perplexing lumps fade back to their original colour as they reduce in size and grossness when you let the ball relax to its original state! Unnatural, unique and unusual – grip and squelch today! About the Squishy Mesh Ball Stress Ball The Squishy Mesh Ball Stress Ball is an intriguing little colour rubber stress ball, filled with a separate coloured gel and encapsulated in a black netting. Squeeze the Squishy Mesh Ball Stress Ball to push its swelled up lump of goo through the netting to reveal a bizarre and addictive squishy state! The Squishy Mesh Ball Stress Ball’s outer colours do not resemble what colour their lumpy goo will be! Please note that colours may vary  Blue Squishy Mesh Ball Stress Ball = Lime Green Gooey Lumps  Red Squishy Mesh Ball Stress Ball = Lime Green Gooey Lumps  Green Squishy Mesh Ball Stress Ball = Tomato Red Gooey Lumps  Purple Squishy Mesh Ball Stress Ball = Hot Pink Gooey Lumps   The Squishy Mesh Ball Stress Ball’s are guaranteed to last for FIVE YEARS full of squishy fun! The Squishy Mesh Ball Stress Ball’s measure approximately 7 cm in diameter The Squishy Mesh Ball Stress Ball’s are suitable for ready-to-burst stress-heads everywhere! Ever felt so absolutely enraged with stress, anger, jealously, frustration or boredom that you simply can’t function properly and feel yourself wanting to smack your head up against the nearest brick wall? Unless you want to perform those odd ‘count to 20’ stress-relief-remedies that the local nut house preaches, you’ll want to invest in a spectacularly weird and wonderful Squishy Mesh Ball Stress Ball! Crazily colourful and amazingly bright and perky, the Squishy Mesh Ball Stress Ball oozes its gel filled centre out through black netted pores to give you a truly gross yet oddly calming experience! Tension relieving and wonderfully tactile, your Squishy Mesh Ball Stress Ball creates wacky shapes from its gooey coloured lumps whenever you give it a squeeze! Simply release your grip to watch the Squishy Mesh Ball Stress Ball slowly sink its bulbous gooey balls back through the black netting to its original state as a coloured rubber ball! WOW! Slightly bouncy and with a throw-around-addictive-nature, the Squishy Mesh Ball Stress Ball will be a welcome addition to any bustling office or just as an annoying household hobby! What’s more, the impressive Squishy Mesh Ball Stress Ball is guaranteed to last for FIVE YEARS – you can even squelch its little gel like lumps without fear of them ever popping! Even more satisfying than popping bubble-wrap, the Squishy Mesh Ball Stress Ball is the most freakishly fascinating fun you’ll ever have! What’s in a Squishy Mesh Ball Stress Ball Box? 1 x Squishy Mesh Ball Stress Ball (colours may vary) Why You Should Buy From Us! 30 day money-back guarantee Low-price guarantee Loyalty points discount off future orders Excellent customer service Next day delivery available Squishy Mesh Ball Stress Ball

Wooden name alphabet letters are a great gift idea for special occasions such as a christening, birthday, baptism or Christmas. Your child will be most proud of their wooden name, exclusively personalised by LETTERBOX.

A delightful scene on this pretty card just right for any occasion. A coloured envelope is supplied complimenting the card design. Wrapped in clear cellophane. The card has been left blank inside for your own message. Designs are copyright © Anne Gre

Sperm Bank Money Box The Sperm Bank Money Box is a handy little saving tool that enables you to store up a good load (of money!) Insert your coins in the happy-faced little Sperm Bank Money Box and make sure they don’t swim away on useless knick knacks that you don’t really need! Exclusively for loving deposits, the Sperm Bank Money Box saves you from blowing your hard-earned pennies on a spontaneous purchase! Unbelievably practical, indescribably cute – the one and only Sperm Bank Money Box! About the Sperm Bank Money Box The Sperm Bank Money Box is a white novelty sperm-shaped Money Box which will make you smile and help you save! The Sperm Bank Money Box is relatively small and can hold coins only The Sperm Bank Money Box measures approximately 13 x 6 x 6 cm The Sperm Bank Money Box is suitable for anyone willing to save up a good load (of money!) Life requires you to plan, organise and save for rainy days, essentials and the dreaded B word – babies! Take our word for it – the Sperm Bank Money Box works best collecting coins (not the other unmentionable!) and is a hilariously cute alternative to unoriginal Piggy Boxes! Great for teenagers who need reminding of financial security (not to mention birth control!) or for adults who simply love a good giggle! Like no other Money Box you’ve seen before, the Sperm Bank Money Box is a sperm-shaped white ‘deposits’ box with a ridiculously cute little face. If the Sperm Bank Money Box were any cuter, it may have even made it into the Smurfs. Unlike a regular old Piggy Box, the Sperm Bank Money Box doesn’t need smashing to release its glorious flow – simply pull the rubber stopper from the base! The Sperm Bank Money Box will save you from financial strife! Just don’t go putting it next to any eggs… What’s in the Sperm Bank Money Box? 1 x Sperm Bank novelty sperm-shaped Money Box Why You Should Buy From Us! 30 day money-back guarantee  Low-price guarantee Loyalty points discount off future orders Excellent customer service Next day delivery available Sperm Bank Money Box

Arse Face Soap The Arse Face Soap is the A-F of hygiene! When you buy the Arse Face Soap, you’ll never need to worry about scary bacteria ruining your complexion again! The peace of mind of knowing where the Arse Face has and hasn’t been is priceless! Because no one likes a bum deal! If this makes your stomach churn (and shame on you if it doesn’t!) then purchase the Arse Face Soap! With a specific side for each of your ‘bits’ you can be clear about stamping out the fear of Arse-Face phobia forever! About the Arse Face Soap The Arse Face Soap is a practical and pretty outrageous bar of soap that will entertain whilst keeping you sane about the separate hygiene of your arse and face! The Arse Face Soap is a BIG and BOLD design with ‘Arse’ and ‘Face’ clearly printed where they’re meant to be used! The Arse Face Soap can be used on face and body (obviously due to its ARSE/FACE nature!) The Arse Face Soap is aptly coloured brown and white The Arse Face Soap is suitable for all! Let’s keep it clean folks There is also an Arse Face Towel available to accompany this wicked soap! Simply click over to Related Products to explore more! Bathrooms are bacteria’s best friend. Whether they’re bathing in your bath-tub, trawling about in your toilet or sliding around the slippery floor, the only way you’re going to stamp them out is with the dreaded H word! HYGIENE. There, we said it, panic over! Now none of us like to talk the nitty-gritty, but we’re all adults here so let’s handle it maturely – with the Arse Face Soap? Hardly! This ingenious and incredibly funny, tongue-in-cheek bar of soap will give you a laugh every time you scrub! The Arse Face Soap gives a whole new meaning to the term ‘talking out your arse’ and will give guests a giggle if they’ve got a bit of a niggle about neat and cleanliness! The Arse Face Soap is coloured white and brown – to make it all the more obvious where it’s not meant to wash down! So make for a flawlessly fresh face and a squeaky-clean bum, whilst having a blast the best kind of fun! Arse-k for one today at Find-Me-A-Gift! There is also an Arse Face Towel available to accompany this wicked bar of soap! Simply click over to Related Products to explore more! Why You Should Buy From Us! 30 day money-back guarantee Low-price guarantee Loyalty points discount off future orders Excellent customer service Next day delivery available Arse Face Soap

Pencils keep sharp with this cute sharpener. Plastic encasing holds sharpened bits perfectly.

Tiara Glow Duck The Tiara Glow Duck is a quacking good reason to take a load off and relax in a luxuriously bubbly bath! The great thing about this cute little duckling is that she (or he – we can’t decide) will sit merrily and quietly (no annoying quacking noises we promise) in your tub whilst you scrub! The Tiara Glow Duck is a pretty little colourful bird with a glorious princess-like Tiara – don’t ask us why, but you have to admit it looks pretty snazzy!   The Tiara Glow Duck isn’t just easy on the eye – she’s relaxing too – by phasing through a selection of glowing colours, the Tiara Glow Duck will make sure you’re in bathing heaven! Splashing around with the flashing Tiara Glow Duck is more fun that you can shake a sponge at! About The Tiara Glow Duck The Tiara Glow Duck is a lovely little floating light-up friend for your bath tub!  The Tiara Glow Duck features a happy little face and pretty little tiara! The Tiara Glow Duck will phase through a selection of glowing colours for a relaxing and calming ambient light show in your bath!  The Tiara Glow Duck should not be submerged fully under the water The Tiara Glow Duck requires 3 x AG10 batteries (included) The Tiara Glow Duck measures approximately 11 cm x 9 cm Please note that colours may vary The Tiara Glow Duck is suitable for quacking good bath-times! If you’re after a bath-time buddy with a difference, look no further than the Tiara Glow Duck! Fit for a princess, this delightful little ducky will feel right at home in your bath tub and will make you want to make bath-time a frequent occurrence! (If you don’t already – you smelly folk!) With ridiculously funny oversized big orange lips and a stunning silver tiara, the Tiara Glow Duck will be the prettiest thing in your tub! (Apart from you of course!) You just can’t help falling in love with the Tiara Glow Duck! Even resting on the side of the bath after a good splash, she’ll look good! The Tiara Glow Duck won’t take its time drying off either due to its durable rubber creation and definitely won’t leave little duckling hairs in the bath tray! Cuter than a soap dish (well, it wouldn’t take much would it?) and a loveable friend to watch you lather up your legs ready for the big shave, the Tiara Glow will brighten up any dull bath tub! The attractive and relaxing Tiara Glow Duck is without a doubt the best bath time buddy we have ever seen and will keep you smiling as the day’s dirt and grime simply slides away down the plug hole! You certainly won’t find the Tiara Glow Duck on the pond anywhere so flap over to Find-Me-A-Gift and purchase yours today! You’d be quackers to miss out on the Tiara Glow Duck so stop ducking around and buy one today at Find-Me-A-Gift! What’s in the Tiara Glow Duck box? 1 x Tiara Glow Duck (batteries are included) Why You Should Buy From Us ! 30 day money-back guarantee Low-price guarantee Loyalty points discount off future orders Excellent customer service Next day delivery available Tiara Glow Duck

Mullet Power Cards The Mullet Power Cards showcase the mullet in all its hairy glory and give it the respect it deserves – its own Top Trumps card game! Who honestly can say that when they hear the word ‘Mullet’ they don’t fester a few laughs or picture a hillbilly swigging a beer in a trailer park! The MULLET POWER cards are here! Finally – two of the greatest loves in life coming together as a triumphant MULLETING card game!   Now calm down, we were excited at first as well and it is actually better than you’re imagining! The classic short in front, long in back style has styled up the traditional card game with its many variable mullet models! So what are you waiting for? Don’t shear off your hair and conform my friend, bite the bullet and get a bit of mullet with the marvelously entertaining, never complaining MULLET POWER cards! Rock over to Find-Me-A-Gift to get yours today! About the Mullet Power Cards The Mullet Power Cards are an insanely cool hair-rising version of the popular card game Top Trumps! The Mullet Power Cards feature different men and women sporting mullets! They’re rated in 5 Top Trump categories including Special Skill, Style, Odour, Strength in Length and the overall decider MULLET POWER! The MULLET Power Cards name and shame unsuspecting men and women sporting mullets – Wendell ‘Be Afraid’ Wallis, Randy ‘The Kid’ Hanford and Brian ‘The Chuckle’ Pavlova are prime examples of the Mullet-wearing men you may receive! The Mullet Power Cards can be played in true Top Trumps style by matching your Mullet stats to your opponents! The Mullet Power Cards measure approximately 9 cm x 6.5 cm each The Mullet Power Cards are suitable for anyone who’s ever shared a laugh over the classic cut Mullet – and let’s face it, that’s everyone! Crank up the Aerosmith and slick on the Bryll-Crème, slip into your finest pair of Spandex leggings and become the greatest MULLET MAN or MULLET WOMAN with the defiant, the incredible, the absolutely hilarious MULLET POWER cards!!! Dress it up however you like – call it Forbidden Hair, an Ape-Drape or a Norco Neck-Warmer, a Mullet is a Mullet! The Mullet Power Cards realize this and have slapped shamefully hilarious pictures of Mullet-clad men and women straight onto the marvelous Mullet Power Cards! The wonderful vivid, bright and bold Mullet Power cards will stand out in any situation – forget hearts, jacks, clubs and diamonds – MULLETS are the top trumps from now on! Poor old mullets, they seem to have had a hard life – loved in the 80s, shunned in the 90s but then put back on their hairy mullet pedestal in 2000! Did you know that mullets are also a kind of fish? It’s true! But we can assure you there’s nothing fishy going on with the Mullet Power cards! There are 52 amazing Mullet Power cards for you to feast your eyes on – playing the game is only half the fun – laughing at and judging the mullet ratings is where the party’s at! If you actually want to play the game though, it works best with 2 or 3 people – simply divide the cards evenly among players and keep them hidden (face and mullet down!) as each player puts down the first card on the top deck and then turns over. Each Mullet Power card has a different mullet rating and the person with the best and most Mullet Power card wins! (A lesson in life – the best mullet always wins!) If card games just aren’t as enticing as when you were a kid, purchase the Mullet Power cards and have a hair-raising time by chuckling along as you play this hilarious card game! Whether you play Mullet Power properly abiding by the rules of Top Trumps or take a leaf from the rebellious Mullet wearers of the world and just use them to have a giggle at work or swap them in the playground, the Mullet Power Cards will give you the strength and confidence to carry off any crazy style! What’s more, if you’re after a selection of varied and iconic mullets for inspiration to your own do, simply take a few Mullet Power Cards along to the hairdressers and get them to snip you up like a true hillbilly! Samson proved that the power really is within the hair so make like Pat Sharp and purchase the Mullet Power Cards today – Bitchin’! What’s in the Mullet Power Cards Box? 52 x Mullet Power Cards Why You Should Buy From Us! 30 day money-back guarantee Low-price guarantee Loyalty points discount off future orders  Excellent customer service  Next day delivery available Mullet Power Cards

A delightful scene on this pretty card just right for any occasion. A coloured envelope is supplied complimenting the card design. Wrapped in clear cellophane. The card has been left blank inside for your own message. Designs are copyright © Anne Gre

Beer Goggles The Beer Goggles are the hilarious accessory that enables you to get your Beer Goggles on without even touching a drop of drink! Whether you’re absolutely hammered or sensibly sober, the Beer Goggles will go down a treat and are guaranteed to get your friends and family in fits of jolly laughter!     The next time your mate makes some unfunny joke about you pulling the ugliest woman at the bar, why not don your Beer Goggles and show you couldn’t care less – hey, at least you’re going home with someone! Ideal for hen and stag do’s, the Beer Goggles work best when worn in packs – a tribe of Beer Goggled party-goers is surely the silliest, craziest and comical sight that the town’s tiles have ever seen! About The Beer Goggles The Beer Goggles are a hilarious novelty pair of plastic Beer Goggles glasses that feature an individual pint glass image to go over each eye! The Beer Goggles are yellow, white and transparent and feature the word ‘BEER’ on the centre strip when the glasses sit on your nose! The Beer Goggles double up as sunglasses and feature 100% UV protection! (UV 400) The Beer Goggles measure approximately 17.5 cm x 8 cm The Beer Goggles are suitable for parties, nights out, nights in – whenever! The obviously cool thing about the Beer Goggles is that they show you’re a real down-to-earth dude, capable of handling all those ugly-bird jokes and still have a great night out! But what the Beer Goggles disguise is their best feature – the fact that they’re actually sunglasses too! So whether you wear them under the heady bright lights of the club or while you’re lapping up the sun on your Ibiza holiday, you can guarantee your eyes will be shielded whilst still looking like a top lad! What’s more, the Beer Goggles are so bloody cool and unique that no foreign birds will know what they are, making you the star attraction at Club Tropicana! You’ll only need to wear the hilarious Beer Goggles once to go down an absolute legend with anyone that comes within drinking distance of you – across the land you’ll be known as ‘that wicked-hot lad who looked dashingly like Enrique Iglesias with the Beer Goggles’ (or at least, ‘that lad with the Beer Goggles’)! Whether you’re saying bottoms up, cheers, drinking to your health or drinking away your wealth, we can honestly say you’ll never have a night quite like it if you proudly display the Beer Goggles bashfully over your peepers! Get ready for your close-up ‘cause looking this good will mean everyone at the club will have their eyes on YOU! (Question is, have they got their Beer Goggles on too?!) What’s in the Beer Goggles packet? 1 x Pair of Beer Goggles Glasses Why You Should Buy From Us! 30 day money-back guarantee  Low-price guarantee Loyalty points discount off future orders Excellent customer service Next day delivery available Beer Goggles

A Fun card for all occasions, left blank inside for your own message. Packed in a clear cellophane wrapper, with a white envelope. Suitable for all occasions.

White chocolate bars decorated with speckled eggs. Presented in a pretty cellophane bag with a co-ordinating ribbon.

Solar Nodding Monkey The Solar Nodding Monkey works simply by the powers of the sun – it’s obviously true about the sun making everyone happier, and it seems to work just as well on animals! Why not make up some games to play with the Solar Nodding Monkey? Why not ask him a question (which you secretly want him to answer yes to!) and see whether he’ll nod for you! If he nods, it’s simple – you take his advice and go for it! (NB: The Solar Nodding Monkey shouldn’t be blamed for your bad choices if he nods for you!) About The Solar Nodding Monkey The Solar Nodding Monkey is a friendly little chimp that’ll sit on your desk and nod confidently and happily when he’s been charged up by our good friend the Sun! The Solar Nodding Monkey is environmentally friendly due to its solar-power functioning and requires no batteries – ever! The Solar Nodding Monkey makes the perfect desktop companion or mate for the mantel piece! The Solar Nodding Monkey measures approximately 9 cm x 7 cm x 6.5 cm Please note that the Solar Nodding Monkey's clothes may vary! The Solar Nodding Monkey is suitable for ages 10-100! Oo Oo Oo Ee Eee Eeee – what’s that nodding upon our desk – is it a monkey? Is it a monkey? Stress relieving toys usually only go so far – they might promise to ease your headache or feature some weird gadget that stimulates your hand muscles, but how many of them will make you smile and giggle every day? Laughter and happiness is by far the best remedy to sort out stress and panic-stricken situations – that’s why you must get the great ape that is the Solar Nodding Monkey! The Solar Nodding Monkey is just happy that he’s not in captivity anymore! So why not make his day by purchasing him or one of his friends from Find-Me-A-Gift! The devilishly handsome Solar Nodding Monkey is dark chocolate brown and white with a cheeky little smile and will merrily bop his head slowly to cheer you up! The Solar Nodding Monkey will add some much-needed light-heartedness into the office atmosphere and will really relieve the tension when things are getting heated! And because it’s environmentally friendly and works off the powers of the good old sun, you’ll never need to fork out on batteries or sit in misery when it stops working as the Solar Nodding Monkey will nod nod nod until the sun goes down – literally! You’d be bananas to miss out on the Solar Nodding Monkey and its charming nodding ways, so to get this adorably loveable little fellow straight to your door, simply click onto Find-Me-A-Gift and buy one today! What’s in the Solar Nodding Monkey Box? 1 x Solar Nodding Monkey Why You Should Buy From Us! 30 day money-back guarantee Low-price guarantee Loyalty points discount off future orders Excellent customer service Next day delivery available Solar Nodding Monkey

These spoons are great! Eating has never been this fun. Long-handled spoons make it easier to scoop up food at mealtimes. Easy to clean and dishwasher safe.

Sexy and alcy, this little number will surely delight! Decorated with a small red ribbon bow in the front.By Wolbar of Krakow.

A pack of 3 blue-cased recycled ballpoint pens made from recycled car parts. Blue ink.British company Remarkable was set up in 1996 and makes a range of stationery from materials as diverse as plastic cups, juice cartons and CD cases.

Zip It Mask The Zip it Mask is as effective as shoving your hand over someone’s mouth to shut them up! (You’re bite-safe with the Zip It Mask though!) A conversation you don’t want to have on a topic you don’t really like with someone you’d rather not discuss anything with. Sound familiar? Time to break out the Zip It Mask! A muzzle for gabbers everywhere, the Zip It Mask will make them realise the error of their ways when they catch their ridiculous reflection when wearing the Zip It Mask! Why not wear it over your eyes to display your utter desperation at their tedious tittle tattle! Yap yap yap will be a thing of the past with the Zip It Mask! About The Zip It Mask The Zip It Mask is a funny novelty mask that stretches round his or her head and features a satiny ‘Zip It!’ pouch which sits conveniently over the chatterbox’s mouth! The Zip It Mask is hot pink and black The Zip It Mask is for men and women that have a bad case of verbal diarrhoea! The Zip It Mask comes on a flat illustrated face-card which measures approximately 20 cm x 15 cm. The satiny ‘Zip It!’ pouch on the stretchy band measures approximately 10 cm x 5 cm The Zip It Mask is suitable for men and women that can’t keep their traps shut! Just when you’ve managed to sneak a quiet moment to yourself, some loudmouth bursts through the door and starts rumbling on about their next door neighbour’s affair or their awful hair. If you’re the patient and polite type, you may find it difficult to just tell them to stick it (let’s keep it clean here folks) – that’s why you need the Zip It Mask! As soon as your yakking friend dons the Zip It Mask, you’ll feel instantly relieved! True, you may still hear the odd mumble but it won’t be a match for the full blown blabber you’re used to! Chatterboxes can usually be kept at bay by introducing them to chat rooms – but if you don’t fancy kissing your net access goodbye, you better get your mitts on the Zip It Face Mask! Heaven knows how chatterboxes do it and how they’ve not ran their mouths bone-dry by the constant rounds of words spitting out of their gobs, but the What’s in the Zip It Mask Packet? 1 x Zip It Mask Why You Should Buy From Us! 30 day money-back guarantee Low-price guarantee Loyalty points discount off future orders Excellent customer service Next day delivery available Zip It Mask

A Fun card for all occasions, left blank inside for your own message. Packed in a clear cellophane wrapper, with a white envelope. Suitable for all occasions.

A delightful scene on this pretty card just right for any occasion. A coloured envelope is supplied complimenting the card design. Wrapped in clear cellophane. The card has been left blank inside for your own message. Designs are copyright © Anne Gre

A delightful scene on this pretty card just right for any occasion. A coloured envelope is supplied complimenting the card design. Wrapped in clear cellophane. The card has been left blank inside for your own message. Designs are copyright © Anne Gre

A Fun card for all occasions, left blank inside for your own message. Packed in a clear cellophane wrapper, with a white envelope. Suitable for all occasions.

Ball and Chain Key Ring The Ball and Chain Key Ring is a wickedly funny gift for couples, newlyweds or long-time lovers! Whether you clip them onto a necklace and hang them around your neck or fasten them to your handbag or wallet, the Ball and Chain Key Ring will serve as a reminder of the life sentence you’ve locked yourself into! Which isn’t as bad as it sounds if you’re truly loved up as a pair of lovebirds should be! Whether you’re married, in a long term relationship or just starting out as a new couple, the Ball and Chain Key Ring is a hilarious jokey accessory that’ll keep you chained in happiness forever! Why not get in the middle of a chain reaction and purchase for your friends and their other halves too! About the Ball and Chain Key Ring The Ball and Chain Key Ring features two little sterling silver balls and chains with ‘His’ and ‘Hers’ skilfully engraved! The Ball and Chain Key Ring is robust, durable and gleams under the light! The Ball and Chain Key Ring measures approximately 5 cm x 3.5 cm x 3.5 cm The Ball and Chain Key Ring can be literally clipped onto anything to make sure your other half never forgets their life time promise to you! The Ball and Chain Key Ring is suitable as a novelty gift for weddings, anniversaries, valentines – whenever! They say that possession is 9/10ths of the law – so when you finally decide to get serious, share a light-hearted laugh with the Ball and Chain Key Ring! A quality accessory for men and women, the Ball and Chain Key Ring is created from gleaming stainless steel, featuring a weighty ball with a sturdy pair of authentic handcuffs! Each ball is inscribed with either ‘HIM’ or ‘HER’ to show your ultimate devotion! The Ball and Chain Key Ring make wonderfully unique Wedding, Anniversary and Valentines Gifts – though they don’t even need an occasion they really are that great! Although the Ball and Chain Key Ring may look like a hefty load to lug around, but they are in fact surprisingly light! (Well, we don’t want to go giving you a bad back) Try them for yourself! So put down the engagement ring catalogue and stop looking at tacky clichéd products, the Ball and Chain Key Ring shows you’re loyal and have a sense of humour at the same time! You won’t need to wear your ‘I’m with him’ arrowed shirt when accessorising with the Ball and Chain Key Ring as any keen love interests will gladly turn away when they see you’re happily in-chained to another mad hatter who’s willing to wear a stainless steel Ball and Chain Key Ring! So clink over to Find-Me-A-Gift and purchase yours for you and your other half or an equally deserving pair today! What’s in the Ball and Chain Key Ring box? 1 x Ball and Chain Key Ring Why You Should Buy From Us! 30 day money-back guarantee Low-price guarantee Loyalty points discount off future orders  Excellent customer service Next day delivery available Ball and Chain Key Ring

A delightful scene on this pretty card just right for any occasion. A coloured envelope is supplied complimenting the card design. Wrapped in clear cellophane. The card has been left blank inside for your own message. Designs are copyright © Anne Gre

A delightful scene on this pretty card just right for any occasion. A coloured envelope is supplied complimenting the card design. Wrapped in clear cellophane. The card has been left blank inside for your own message. Designs are copyright © Anne Gre