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Birthday Boy wrapping paper. I've heard of "say it with flowers" but now you can "say it with wrapping paper" just as eloquently without having to utter a single word. Taken from the new range of colourful (language?) special occasion wrapping paper designed by the devastatingly funny Dean Morris each sheet measures 500mm x 696mm in size. Please note: Wrapping paper will arrive folded.

Happy Birthday tinsel tits wrapping paper. I've heard of "say it with flowers" but now you can "say it with wrapping paper" just as eloquently without having to utter a single word. Taken from the new range of colourful (language?) special occasion wrapping paper designed by the devastatingly funny Dean Morris each sheet measures 500mm x 696mm in size. Please note: Wrapping paper will arrive folded.

Happy Birthday wanker wrapping paper. I've heard of "say it with flowers" but now you can "say it with wrapping paper" just as eloquently without having to utter a single word. Taken from the new range of colourful (language?) special occasion wrapping paper designed by the devastatingly funny Dean Morris each sheet measures 500mm x 696mm in size. Please note: Wrapping paper will arrive folded.

Queen of the fucking Universe wrapping paper. I've heard of "say it with flowers" but now you can "say it with wrapping paper" just as eloquently without having to utter a single word. Taken from the new range of colourful (language?) special occasion wrapping paper designed by the devastatingly funny Dean Morris each sheet measures 500mm x 696mm in size. Please note: Wrapping paper will arrive folded.

Happy Fucking Birthday wrapping paper. I've heard of "say it with flowers" but now you can "say it with wrapping paper" just as eloquently without having to utter a single word. Taken from the new range of colourful (language?) special occasion wrapping paper designed by the devastatingly funny Dean Morris each sheet measures 500mm x 696mm in size. Please note: Wrapping paper will arrive folded.

Birthday Diva wrapping paper. I've heard of "say it with flowers" but now you can "say it with wrapping paper" just as eloquently without having to utter a single word. Taken from the new range of colourful (language?) special occasion wrapping paper designed by the devastatingly funny Dean Morris each sheet measures 500mm x 696mm in size. Please note: Wrapping paper will arrive folded.