The Double Date Had Unexpected Results - Greetings Card
£1.75
The double date had unexpected results. This Dean Morris designed greetings card measures 17.5 cm in height by 12.5cm width and is packaged with a colourful plain envelope. The inside of the card is also plain allowing you to write you're own personal message preferably something a little more demure than the message on the cover!
Card - Marriage can wait
£1.50
All cards are blank inside and are individually bagged with a white envelope.
Card - Happy birthday tiger
£1.50
NEW DESIGN! All cards are blank inside and are individually bagged with a white envelope.
Chocolate Champagne Bottle
£1.05
A foil wrapped, hollow, milk chocolate Champagne bottle. Ideal for stocking filler, table settings, wedding favours, corporate events and promotional, advertising purposes. Height 130mm x base width of 35mm. Price is per single chocolate Champagne bottle so you can order as little or many as you like. Larger (31cm tall at £8.99) Champagne bottles are available on request, please telephone.
AVLOCLOR TABLETS x 20
£1.99
This medicine is to give some degree of protection against malaria in certain countries. Some types of malaria require that you take more than one type of tablet, at the same time, to help prevent malaria. Malaria prophylaxis is recommended for non immune residents and travellers to malarious areas as these individuals have little or no immunity to malaria and risk severe attacks. You should ask your doctor or pharmacist if these are the right anti-malarials for the part of the world you are visiting.
Bales Catch 1/2in (13mm) Barrel
£1.84
Brass bales catch to be morticed into the edge of the door. Barrel size is 13mm. Face plate measures approximately 35x16mm, receiver plate measures approximately 35x13mm.
Touchable Bubbles
£1.99
Incredible bubbles that don't burst when you touch them! Blow bubbles into the air, wait a few seconds while they harden, then catch them in your hands. Safe non-toxic. Assorted colours. Age 5+.
Morning Glory Heavenly Blue Seeds
£2.00
These seeds will produce sky blue flowers on an elegant climber which will flower through summer.
ASBO Certificate - Crap Dancing
£1.95
Shock your friends by sending them an ASBO! Send either anonymously or reveal your name. They look just like the real thing until closer inspection! This is a spoof ASBO which has been issued by the MINISTRY OF MOVES for CRAP DANCING! Restrictions are as follows: You are not allowed to: Show up anywhere where there is a dance floor sway or shuffle your feet nod your head or click your fingers to music wear cheap flares loud tops or cheap jewellery until you've had dancing lessons (preferably not from your Dad!) For a period of six months from today. Grey specimen box is removed from purchased item. Contents include: 1 Spoof ASBO 1 ASBO Envelope packed in a poly bag.
Sticky Willie
£1.69
Throw Sticky Willie at a clean wall or window and watch him squirm his way down. Ideal if you are a man hater and just want to throw a dick at a wall.
Card - Birthday stud
£1.50
NEW DESIGN! All cards are blank inside and are individually bagged with a white envelope.
ASBO Certificate - Hypochondriac
£1.95
Shock your friends by sending them an ASBO! Send either anonymously or reveal your name. They look just like the real thing until closer inspection! This is a spoof ASBO which has been issued by SICKY SQUAD for being a HYPOCHONDRIAC. Restrictions are as follows: You must stop blubbering on about your bad cold feelings of nausea possible terminal illnesses and feelings of impending bodily malfunction. You must stop using imaginary illnesses as an excuse for time off not going out having sex or seeing your friends. You may not visit the doctor check out symptoms on the internet or even so much as speak to anyone about your problems. For a period of six months from today. Grey specimen box is removed from purchased item. Contents include: 1 Spoof ASBO 1 ASBO Envelope packed in a poly bag.
By George! - Gershwin - CASS (NEW)
£1.99
This is the Gershwin collection we've all been waiting for. The songs will escort you to a time gone by when Hollywood was in its heyday and the music was wonderful.
Phone Chair
£1.95
Instead of losing your mobile phone at home or in the office place it in this inflatable Phone Chair. This fun solution means that your phone is always at hand instead of ringing at the bottom of your bag or under papers. The chair fits most cordless or mobile phone and with its integrated armrests its guaranteed to give your mobile phone a taste of luxury!
Age Candle Set - One
£1.50
This three piece number candle setwill mark their birthday in style.Ages 0 to 9. 7”/18cm high.
Cashmere Round Sauce Boat 7.5 cm
£1.75
The Cashmere range of Fine White Bone China, from Maxwell and Williams is very fine and the translucent beauty of the bone china is exsquisite. The Cashmere range is very durable and the competitive prices makes it unbeatable. If you are looking for a dinner service to dine in real luxury, this is the range for you.
Yankee Candle Large Jar Gift Box Blue
£1.29
Large Jar Gift Box Yankee Candle Gift Boxes are a great way to dress up jar candles and make that perfect gift"," coming three colours (Pink / Blue / Yellow) they look fantastic. The clever design is easy to use and looks stylish at any time of year. Simply fill it with your favourite candles for a great gift"," pack and tie.
Card - So bloody blonde
£1.50
All cards are blank inside and are individually bagged with a white envelope
Soft Linen Homescenter
£1.60
Soft Linen Homescenter Described by Colonial Candles as... A clean and uplifting scent of freshly washed linen drying in a cool summer breeze
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